Alcohol: It Turns a Ninja Evil

Like I mentioned in an earlier post, one of the things that turn a ninja evil is alcohol. In some ways it's true. For example when people drink they tend to not be themselves. I mean it turns gentlemen into beasts. It smells awful and I think it probably taste just as it smells. Plus it is a drug that is legally sold, the other being cigarettes. I don't get it when people drink when they're sad either, I mean what you're drinking is a depressant and to quote The Simpsons "nothing like a depressant to solve depression". Why sit there and wallow in a drink when you can be doing something more productive like coming up with a solution to that problem or finding someone to talk to to make yourself feel better. In terms of parties drinks aren't necessary. It's a common stereotype to associate college students with alcohol. Most of the time it's underage drinking, but I think it's the fact that you have a lot of freedom when it comes to college. I write this because I had a "party" experience again and this time when it was when I was trying to sleep. The first time I had my roomate with me and this time it was me alone. The first time was an interesting time, my roomate once told me that he hardly raises his voice, I heard him raise his voice that time. He's kind of like me, when I raise my voice you listen theres no later or tomorrow its now. I got that sense when I heard him yell at the guy who broke into our room. I had that time again, only this time I wanted to freak the guy out. He simply walked into the room into our bathroom. I was seriously going to pull a take down on the guy and pull one of my pens against his fat throat. Only it ended up me standing outside of the door and saying "hey" while smiling a sinister smile that said "GET OUT NOW!" the moment he walked out. To my roomate who is reading this you know I'd totally do the first, only I couldn't prep fast enough (and that is why having a weapon readily availible is important).

That is why I'll probably not drink. I think if I were ever to drink is going to be with my brother (because he's cool and knows his limits) or dad (because I think it is every father's dream to drink with his son). However when it comes to friends I think I would rather enjoy a nice cup of tea with them. Sounds girly I know to my guy friends, but to a ninja like me it's the best way to spend a night. Plus its a cool idea I saw from Rurouni Kenshin where Kenshin offers to get a drink with Aoshi (who is a ninja as well) he declines and would rather drink tea with him instead. I feel the same way too, I'm a simple guy so I'd like a simple drink like tea to be sociable. So rather than getting buzzed on something that makes you sad, I'd rather get some caffine in me than poison. So if any of my guy friends are reading this, yes when I turn 21 I'd rather you brew me some tea and spend an evening talking with you. So that is why I'll probably never drink with friends and what I'd rather do instead.