The Morons On Four Wheels

Driving, its a child's dream to one day take the wheel of a car. To many it symbolizes independence and power. To those of my readers that drive I ask one question and I'm going to be brutally honest here: why are you all a bunch of morons who don't follow the rules of the road? It's moronic people who are in a rush and who think about distracting thoughts (Did I leave my kid in the oven? Where are my car keys?) that make driving a chore and fearful experience to me. Go ahead laugh at me, so I'm scared of driving. But hear this there are people out there who don't come out of their house thier entire lifetime, who are afraid of the sight of an egg and are terrified of turtles (Love Hina =P).

The entire process of learning to drive is ridiculous. They make you learn what a stop sign is, what you should do if there are motorcyclists (they obivously have it much better than the people who drive). Now I've observed what people do, heres the basics of driving in a nut shell: stay in your lane, don't drive too fast don't drive too slow, red means stop green means go, don't hit people or cars. Do all that and you'll be fine. Maybe I'm making too much of this, but I do see a problem with driving in a world that is so hypocritical. You learn all this junk about the road, only to say yeah thats cool and begin to drive recklessly. So please next time you go out drive sanely please.