The Death of Chivalry
A true story: my government class ended at approximately 9:55 this morning. As people were leaving the portable door, a group of girls stood near the door. Everyone was walking out to get to get in line for food or to next class, as I walked out one girl said and I quote: "What gentlemen we have in this class." You know it was a really uncalled for comment, and it really was pointless to wait at the door for a guy to let you out. If you wanted me to learn something make a pit and make me fight the Rancor. (I'd probably win)
I mentioned this earlier about the death of chivalry. For those of you who have a small brain or never heard of this word before a basic definition is to be a gentleman when around women. You know put your coat in the puddle so a girl doesn't get her feet wet, open doors for them and so on. Girls, guys today are not your knights in shining armor. Some could care less if you were kidnapped by a dragon and placed in a tower and forced to make cheap happy meal toys by an evil witch. Guys are thugs, gangstas, punks, liars, cheaters, and jerks. As for me I could be any of the above, but I'm a ninja. I live in the darkness and lend my services quietly and leave without a trace.
Anyways, guys like me we can't always be gentlemen. I'm as much of a gentleman as you can get in this society. It's difficult, you see some guys really do want to be a girl's knight in shining armor. However its difficult to do especially with some women. Take this situation for example: you walk up to a door to like the mall, as you head in a really cute girl is about to enter as well. You see there are many things that could be going through each head. The girl may think the guy doesn't care about her so she has to open the door herself, or the guy is just plain crazy. To me if I'm really far away and I can't make it to the door before her she can open it herself, but if she has to stop to answer her phone or something I'd gladly hold it open. I guess its a guy thing, where you don't want to be too sensitive and not too tough. But let me say one last thing, chivalry is dead and buried, it no longer exists in this world. I however will live my life with honor in a world that has none, that is my way of the ninja.
I mentioned this earlier about the death of chivalry. For those of you who have a small brain or never heard of this word before a basic definition is to be a gentleman when around women. You know put your coat in the puddle so a girl doesn't get her feet wet, open doors for them and so on. Girls, guys today are not your knights in shining armor. Some could care less if you were kidnapped by a dragon and placed in a tower and forced to make cheap happy meal toys by an evil witch. Guys are thugs, gangstas, punks, liars, cheaters, and jerks. As for me I could be any of the above, but I'm a ninja. I live in the darkness and lend my services quietly and leave without a trace.
Anyways, guys like me we can't always be gentlemen. I'm as much of a gentleman as you can get in this society. It's difficult, you see some guys really do want to be a girl's knight in shining armor. However its difficult to do especially with some women. Take this situation for example: you walk up to a door to like the mall, as you head in a really cute girl is about to enter as well. You see there are many things that could be going through each head. The girl may think the guy doesn't care about her so she has to open the door herself, or the guy is just plain crazy. To me if I'm really far away and I can't make it to the door before her she can open it herself, but if she has to stop to answer her phone or something I'd gladly hold it open. I guess its a guy thing, where you don't want to be too sensitive and not too tough. But let me say one last thing, chivalry is dead and buried, it no longer exists in this world. I however will live my life with honor in a world that has none, that is my way of the ninja.
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